Scaremaker - What Evil Have They Summoned

Genre: Death Metal

Year Released: 2010

Label: Razorback Records

Tracklisting/Song Length:

1. Dark Night Of The Scaremaker (1:34)

2. Demonic Infestation (3:20)

3. The Hatched (2:40)

4. Carpathian Breed (3:14)

5. In The Shadow Of The Matriarch (3:14)

6. Burning Inquisition (3:46)

7. Diabolical Metamorphosis (3:18)

8. Gore Shriek (1:08)

9. The Possessor (2:13)

10. Nocturnal Bloodbath (2:51)

11. Fatal Eve (Instrumental) (2:31)

12. Archaic Offerings (2:36)

13. Devil's Son (DC Lacroix Cover) (2:48)

Review:

Well... it'll be nice to call this a review, but it's not. This here is a bashing session, plain and simple. This horrible excuse of a band is fucking atrocious. The music is uninspired, boring, badly played, badly written and a waste of time. The riffs sound fucking horrible, they're trying to call this shit old school death metal and they have fucking Static-X riffs in a few songs! The lyrics are shittily written and based "loosely" on horror movies, and while the moviees may have been cool, this isn't. If anything this roving group of fags are actually giving horror movies, metal and music itself a bad name. I feel embarrassed to say that I listened to the whole thing, I feel embarrassed for the ENTIRE metal genre for having this shit released.

The vocals are fucking horrible, they sound like a retard doing fucking Darkthrone vocals mixed with a "Steveo on Meth" type vocal that honestly make you want to strangle whoever the fuck was making those "sounds". The guitars, bass and everything is fucking horrible as well, the riffs are completely and utterly shitty, they sound like one of the more forgettable 90's death metal bands thrown in a blender with Static-X pureed, deep-fried, buried, shat on and lit on fire just to be put out with some fucking aids infested faggot blowing a load all over it. The drums are equally bad, with the SAME EXACT BEAT being played over and over and over again with a SLIGHTLY different fill thrown in for good measure every now and then.

This is shit that'll make any metal fan worth their life cry and beg for it to stop. And think this over, i've given ultra brutal guttural shit better ratings then this, i've actually given harsh noise a better rating then this will ever get.

If you buy this you might as well go and pick up the next Lady Gaga or Jonass Brothers album because that is what you'll be dooming yourself to.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

Final Rating:

-1/5

I'm not putting links up for this gay shit.