Genre: Grindcore/Noisegrind
Year Released: 2010
Label: Self Released (Free Download)
Tracklisting/Song lengths:
I Will Guillotine Your Chihuahua:
1. A Love Song From the Plant "Ya Mom" (1:55)
2. Beasty Breasts (0:31)
3. Fifi La Fume Loves It In the Ass (0:40)
4. Travis Is Gay (0:10)
5. Vinnie The Poo (0:47)
6. Pregnant With Retards (0:14)
7. Horse Tinkle (0:13)
8. Electric Meerkat Dildo (0:59)
9. Dingleberries In The Anus Fur (0:10)
10. Baby Pig's Fart (0:05)
11. Hyena Buttplug (1:00)
12. When He-Man Fucked to Hercules (0:13)
13. Killer Tomatos Ate My Dick Off (1:13)
14. I'm Really Stupid (0:40)
15. Chicken Diarrhea (2:00)
16. Monkey Donut Hole (0:07)
17. Dead Foxy (0:27)
18. Jacob Crushed By Tractor (0:06)
19. Don't Forget To Wipe Your Ass, Folks (0:40)
20. Potty Time Skunkys (1:39)
Blockheads Gut's:
21. Evacuation-Ejaculation (2:33)
22. Take Your Laxative (0:45)
23. Torture Tools (0:23)
24. Another Wave Of Rage (0:35)
25. Vaginal Cloister (1:09)
26. Lightspeed Rape (0:32)
27. Hysteria (0:47)
28. 16(Sixteen) (1:47)
29. Padlock For Pussy (0:07)
30. Outro (1:24)
Review:
Wow. Good Lord. What did I just listen to? This is something you'll be asking yourself after suffering through this split cd-r. It is noisegrind at it's finest. It's loud, it's dumb, it's noisy and most of all, it teaches you how to poop (listen to the sound clips throughout the IxWxGxYxCx side). It's funny, it's annoying, it's hateful, it's retarded and it's a little like have shit forced into your ears, except probably less comfortable.
IxWxGxYxCx has made 20 tracks of wild Furry Fecal "Yiffcore" noisegrind. These guys are the better on the split, at least their shit is listenable and the drums on it were pretty good. Speaking of which, if you're looking for instruments, looks somewhere else. IxWxGxYxCx has guitars or bass, I don't think you can ever hear them for more then a few seconds because the drums overpower just about everything but hell, at least it's there! (I really can't comprehend if it's a guitar or a Bass).The drums are the highlight of this split, as they are actually pretty well done, I mean sure we can all tell that it's complete random Improv but it's tastefully done random improv. The vocals are your normal pitch shifted deep vocals nothing new there. One last thing, after you hear the other "band", Blockhead's Guts, this will genuinely sounds like good music to you.
Blockheads Guts, oh dear. This is something that should never have to be endured by the human race ever. The whole band is basically harsh noise with someone screaming in the background. It's insane, this is what A truly criminally insane person must have going through their heads 24/7. I could see why they kill people now. This shit is ridiculous, I think it might've genuinely giver me a headache, I'm fairly sure it did. Jesus H. Christ! I'm not going into this anymore.
Overall, if your fond of noisegrind (and what cool person isn't?) I suggust you garb yourself a copy of this and let the Insane and Udmb noisegrind be unleashed upon your ears!
Oh dear!
Final Rating:
(Noisegrind Standards) 4/5
Human Being Standards 0.5/5
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